— Josh Billings
Hahahaha. I had placed this in my cart yesterday. #MarketStability
Jackie Kennedy Onassis x Kanye West
I thought about going about this in a sarcastic and brutal way, but then I remembered how being in retail has taught me to be polite even in the worst of circumstances. So, in keeping with the theme of this blog, I’m going to clue some of you in on the Do’s and Dont’s of shopping in a retail…
I’m making this required reading for anyone who mall-shops on the regular and especially for those planning to go out on Black Friday.
"I’ve got four kids pointing at me and calling me Daddy. Not one of them are mine."
Bushwick, Brooklyn. $740.00
(The ever-popular “East Williamsburg”)
Retail Robin is my new favorite meme you guys. I’ve sadly experienced ALL of these working retail. What about you guys? I HATE RETAIL.
YESSSS THIS IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS
oh. my. god.
it’s all so painfully accurate.
*war flashbacks from Aldi*
*Item won’t scan* “I guess that means its free, huh? *clever laughter*
I’m so sorry, every single one of these (and more) are my dad…
some of this shit works for my job as a server god damn this is perfect.
even with dealing with this, i still love retail
This is so accurate, it gives me chills.
“The funny thing about it all is that literary talent isn’t rare. Lots of people can write good stories with good characters and great sentences. What’s rare is the stubborn, pragmatic thing that tells you ‘I’ve got to do this every single day, even when I don’t want to do it, when I’d rather pluck my eyes out and feed them to the birds.’ That discipline combined with talent is very rare. I’d be willing to bet that some of the most brilliant writers who ever lived have never been published, because they weren’t prepared to do the work. You have to make sacrifices and be utterly selfish. Everything else and everyone else is secondary to your writing.”